The Upper East Side

Last night I was going to go to my favorite bar that I sort of forgot existed- Uncle Ming's but instead went to the Upper East Side. I got this new tight, black and very short dress at Nordstrom's yesterday and didn't really do the walk test. It was sort of painful.. riding up and my ass nearly hung out. Plus I had to walk more than I usually do- to the 6 train and then from 86th to 91st and 2nd avenue. My favorite line was this guy who was like, "you're so gorgeous. Can I just give you a hug, 1 hug that I'll remember for the rest of my life. And I won't press hard."

Anyway, we ended up going to Brother Jimmy's, Mad River and Dorian's. Yeah, I'm definitely not moving to the Upper East Side anytime soon. I still need to find a new neighborhood to go out in that's not a college crowd but it ain't that. I'm thinking it's probably going to be Brooklyn. So Brother Jimmy's was insanely crowded. Mad River wasn't as crowded as usual and it was hard to dance with my ass hanging out. And then a part of me died when we went to Dorian's. I didn't know that that many super WASPS existed outside of Connecticut. I'm seriously disturbed. I sort of want to go back through cause it's interesting to people watch. I wasn't sure if I was white enough. I was afraid someone would figure out I was half Jewish and kick me out. Then again, I was with two Korean girls from Hawaii, a black girl who's going to Harvard in the fall for grad school and a not so waspy blond chic. So I had to go to Solas afterward to feel normal again and I didn't go to sleep until very late.