My sister told me this the other day. Apparently she was making out with some guy on New Years, hey-- that's what New Years are for. She was outside, and all of a sudden started throwing up. So she says to the guy "That was my cue to leave." And then walked away. I guess that beats me throwing up in the back seat of a cab (in a bag) while my ex made sure I got home okay. So we both spent New Years day barfing.
And quote from my spinning teacher today. "I bet you're a guy magnet [I wish]. You have this innocent face and this hot body." I told him he should meet my sister. Thanks mom. I believe our bodies come from our Jewish side.