My Celebrity Stalker

Today I was getting a bagel with cream cheese and lox. For the record, this may be the last one I'll have for years. In fact, I don't even think they're that good. I don't know why I bother. And I'm sitting there, listening to this guy and girl talking- bizzaro versions of my friend and I-- when Chris Noth walks by. I know he lives in this area--but jeeze.. last Sunday, at nearly the exact same time, I stood in line behind him at a certain coffee truck. So yeah. Chris Noth is stalking me.