Me last night: "When my sister was in first grade, she thought sex was when people smooshed their butts together."
friend: "Wow, thank god that's not the case because I'd get pregnant every time I rode the subway."
me: "And you'd never know who the father was."
So day two of my drinking didn't go by completely without a slight casualty. After my friend and I got multiple vanilla vodka w/ ginger ale's (in a pint glass!) care of the bartender, we decided it was the perfect photo opp. Ah, there's always humor in the fact that she's nearly a foot taller than me. I'd be impressed if someone could get us in the same frame. Me- excessively short, member of the 5 ft. 1 club. Her, super tall, member of the 5 ft. 10 or 11 club. Anyway, the real photo opp would have been us sprawled on the ground after falling over- due to a combination of the cocktail, uneven floor, height difference, and my too tall heels.
BUT, last night was super fun. I laughed so hard I nearly cried.
Off for some new adventures!
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